Hankie Pocketbook

Bill Belichick, your fashion accessory is ready. While the Patriots head coach may have the emotional range of a dusty desk lamp, he surely could find a use for the Hankie Pocketbook ($9.99). This little gem appears to be a hankie for your suit, but it’s actually a mini notebook. So if Bill is forced out of his sweatpants due to a funeral and a suit is necessary, he can stuff this baby into his breast pocket and make it look like he’s prepared to shed a tear, instead of drawing up new ways to lose to Eli Manning.

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