Growing unruly facial hair is fun–until you want to get close to a woman. If you love the warmth of a beard but hate the repellent effect it has on the ladies, you, my friend, are the perfect candidate for the Beardo. For $39.99 you can own this adjustable hand-knit face-warmer which surely will lure the ladies in to feel the soft yarn fabric. Ladies love yarn. It’s perfect for keeping your cheeks toasty or hey, maybe even a little Paul Bunyan role-playing in the bedroom, huh guys?