Giving a new – and certainly less crass – meaning to the phrase “hot as balls,” these Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls ($7.99) promise to alienate a friend or two who unwisely accepts your fiery gift. With a heat rating over 1 million SHU (we’re not sure what that means exactly, but a million of anything is a lot, right?) these chili powder stuffed and dusted A-bombs are sure to set your tonsils ablaze. They’re so hot, they even warn you to wash your hands after touching them. At least they promote good hygiene.