Selk’bag Sleepwear System

For camping enthusiasts who always wished sleeping bags were a lot more form fitting, Musuc presents the 45 degree Farenheit rated Selk’bag 4G Lite ($99). Unlike other claustrophobic and cumbersome sleeping bags, the Selk’bag allows for a quick getaway from wolves/bears/mountain men with its reduced weight (30% reduction from its predecessor) and maneuverability. The Selk’bag Lite has many impromptu uses as well, such as scaring the crap out of the neighborhood kids with your favorite mummy impression. Or for the fashionably adventurous, wear the Selk’bag Lite out for a night on the town. Just be careful not to stumble into any woman’s self-defense classes: they might mistake you for a training dummy.

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  1. I prefer the adult onesie (try funzee dot com)

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