Tired of strapping the carcasses of dead animals to your feet? Fret no more, my neanderthal brethren. From the makers of ‘wheel’ and ‘fire’, human beings are proud to present: ‘shoe’. If the concept of ‘shoe’ doesn’t already blow your newly evolved mind, then brace yourself. A mysterious entity known only as Nike has already perfected the very idea of ‘shoe’, and has brought forth the era of the Flyknit. The Flyknit conforms to your every foot-related whim and desire with its lightweight mesh material. This shoe-sock hybrid (‘sock’: soft material also worn on feet) transcends the comfort of a ‘sock’ and the support of a ‘shoe’. All praise Nike, harbinger of the Age of Shoes.