Looking for a status symbol to display your status symbol? The correct answer is “Indubitably, old bean.” The Rokform Rokstand for the iPhone ($169) is the mechanical contraption of your dreams. Using only the strongest of aluminium materials known to man, the Rokstand is the pinnacle of mechanical achievement. Plus it comes in a variety of super-fun colors! Augment your iPhone using the Rokstand’s built-in speaker ports and charging capabilities, as well as six different adjustable angles. The Rokstand also allows you to hijack the brain of a fellow sapient by using its patented wireless techno-psychic iPhone amplifier… wait, that’s not a thing… yet.