1200-hp Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse

Need to get laid? Do you have copious amounts of money? Then get yourself a high-class prostitute. If the social implications/venereal diseases of a hooker gives pause for concern, however, remember that options do exist. The best by far is purchasing the 1200 horsepower Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse, or BuVeGrSpVi for short. The 8.0-liter engine sports four turbochargers and a max speed of 217 mph (pretty damn fast, considering it’s a convertible). All that’s required of you now is to stand next to the Grand Sport and yell these facts into the faces of any onlooking women.

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