Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Crayons

With so many attention-grabbers out there for kids, Gen X parents need all the help they can get in turning their tots into Star Wars disciples. These crayons depicting Han Solo frozen in carbonite ought to help on the indoctrination front. Available for just $4, the set features 8 crayons in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, brown, and black. They’re all made from melted down 100%  non-toxic, Crayola crayons. Act fast, before your children develop less Lucasian tastes of their own.

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