Dead On Annihilator Superhammer

When the zombies come – and they will come – what will be your lifesaving tool of choice? Gerber’s Apocalypse Kit is a safe bet. We also recommend the Dead On Annihilator Superhammer ($45). With 14-inches of forged steel and a rubber grip, this multipurpose hand tool will not only lodge itself in the undead skull of your choice, it also serves as a hammer, bottle opener, wrench, nail puller, and chisel. This thing will bash and smash its way through drywall, shingles, tile, brick, and concrete. Plus, the superhammer’s precise balance means you won’t get tired when using it, whether it’s for a home improvement project or killing–well, I suppose killing zombies is also kind of a home improvement project.

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