BMW doesn’t JUST engineer awesome motor vehicles, you know. They’re not that one dimensional. They also engineer awesome motorless vehicles, so there. What are you going to do about that, now that this knowledge is punching you in your face? Maybe you should think about picking up the BMW Enduro 2012 Mountain Bike, huh? Maybe marvel at the kick to the gonads that is the Enduro’s reinforced framework. Or perhaps you should place your head on the chopping block for even doubting the upgraded 30-speed shift system. You know what? For the dishonor in your ignorance of the Enduro’s adjustable stem, you are hereby banished from these lands. Aggressive marketing: works like a charm.