If you had just one Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrella ($39.99), and you had to protect either Queen Amidala or Princess Leia from the elements, who would you choose? Ahhh, tough question. I mean, you’ve got the sheer beauty of Natalie Portman, but then again, the original trilogy reigns supreme, and Carrie Fisher isn’t holding up too well–a few direct hits from some heavy raindrops could cripple her at this point. First things first, get yourself this umbrella. It may not light up, but the handles are anodized (and a little sparkly) in the proper blade color, and it will surely buffer your beauty from the ills of pneumonia.