To be technically considered a bicycle in the US, your vehicle cannot surpass 20 MPH like the Specialized Turbo (5,499 euros) does. But to be technically be considered a man, everyone knows you must commit at least one misdemeanor in your lifetime (we just made this up–roll with it). Why not make this your law infraction? The Turbo packs a 250 W rear hub motor that propels modest lawbreakers up to 28 MPH. It also features an integrated LED head and tail lights, regenerative breaking, and the battery needs just two hours in an outlet to recharge. Breaking the law, breaking the law (barely).