Griffin Helo TC Assault Helicopter

Sometimes co-workers need to be taught a lesson. Shooting sprees are generally frowned upon, so instead deal out your brand of justice with the Griffin Helo TC Assault Helicopter ($60). This cheeky toy helicopter is an appropriate alternative to tearing through the office with an actual helicopter. Fly the copter using the Android or iOS app, which includes a virtual joystick or tilt steering. Be sure to play the always appropriate Ride of the Valkyries when launching the six included hellfire missiles; fire them at the tap of the screen into the stupid, fat faces of your stupid, fat co-workers. And for the lazy, the app allows for programmable flight plans and an auto-land feature, allowing you to continue your work while your helicopter goes on its bombing run.

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