Ever since you penned that “Flames: My Best Friend” essay in the 6th grade, the local fire department has had to keep an eye on you. Renounce your arson addiction today with one of these chic designer fire extinguishers from France’s Fire Design. The prices range from $115 to $270 depending on how slick you want your life-saving device to be. If you can find a good translator, maybe you can get one of the Fresh artists to draw Kurt Russell on your extinguisher. Now wouldn’t that be cool, champ? Heh? Heh?