If you want your bed to look like a zombie just had his head bashed in all over it, you’re gonna need the proper tool to achieve that style. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe ($59.99) fits the bill with its lightweight build, stainless steel blade, and nylon reinforced sheath. It also comes with a compass so you can find the nearest rundown gas station whose phone doesn’t work and wait a second did something just crawl under that counter oh my god it’s the undead corpse of Ty Cobb quick grab your linens and your Ranger Hawk Axe!