Kahlua no longer cornered the market on coffee flavored ethanol based liquids after the release of the popular Patron XO Cafe. Patron XO Cafe Dark Cocoa is similar to Patron XO Cafe, but much darker and cocoa-ier. This 60 proof liqueur  is distinguished by its dark brown color and a trifecta of cocoa, coffee, and tequila tastes…all of which will ring familiar when you’re clinging to the toilet bowl after ten shots. Please do not drink ten shots in a single sitting. All this deliciousness is contained in 375 milliliter and 750 ml frosted glass bottles, and also a 50 ml version for secret drinking. Seek out the Patron bottle with the red trimmings next time you’re looking to get boozy.