Your Kodak Hawkeye is decent for taking voyeur photographs of your neighbors, but the silver nitrate flash gives away your hiding spots (and yelling out “What a scoop!” doesn’t help). The Nikon D3200 ($700) allows for discreet people watching with its Expeed 3 processing engine and LCD display. Shine your mirrors because the D3200’s 24-megapixels grants you detailed vanity shots, just in case people didn’t hate you enough already. As a prank don some desert garb, put on a turban, and flash photos of national landmarks while murderously stroking your beard. Even your waterboarder will be profoundly moved by the sheer photographic power of the Nikon D32oo.