When competing motorcycle companies look at Ducati’s newest head-turner, then look back at their own models, even the most loyal of Yes Men are like “Our bikes are good, but I’m just saying, no Cromo.” Good lord that was a journey for that joke. Now you wouldn’t mind taking a long journey on Ducati’s Diavel Cromo, with its 162 hp, 94 lb-ft of torque, and savory chrome tank and slick black paint job. But a journey for weak wordplay using some fading, ignorant slang? No, we’re better than that. Our apologies.