Lamborghini Urus SUV

What’s the difference between a kidnap victim and a Lamborghini? You don’t have a Lamborghini in your garage (badum-tsh). Now you CAN have a Lamborghini in your garage, although the joke will have to be altered slightly. Named after the ancient beast of burden that roamed Eurasia at some point in history, the Lamborghini Urus SUV boasts a V10 engine and a $200,000 price tag. When you have that much scratch lying around, your only choices are between buying the Urus or purchasing a small island where you hunt poor people for sport. Now you can drop your children off in style at rich people soccer practice, where the soccer balls are studded with rubies and the turf is made from slightly more expensive turf (but there’s honestly no difference between the two).

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