Jay-Z’s plan to infiltrate every form of media unfolds with the launch of the Empire Facebook game (he’s not going to rest until he releases his dream projector, where he’ll star as the main character in all of your dreams forever). Inspired by Jay-Z’s life, Empire is a cross between Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Grand Theft Auto 4, with just a hint of PaRappa the Rapper. You’ll perform rap-related tasks that provide money, fame, or experience after completion, letting you rise from the drudgery of Brooklyn’s ghetto to the drudgery of fame and fortune. Jay-Z isn’t promising success in Empire to translate to success in real life, but then again…he might be. You should probably assume the latter.