Ferrari 458 Spider by Novitec Rosso

Girls are notorious for being giant fart heads, and boys are well-known for being major barf bags. The Ferrari 458 Spider by Novitec Rosso is the car for anyone who totally like-likes either of those genders. If you’re a gross weirdo and you want to be exposed to dangerous amounts of cooties, show your crush the Spider’s many spoilers. You’ll be holding hands in no time after they check out the Spider’s Pirelli Pzero tires (you could totally put your rookie Ryne Sandberg baseball card in the tire’s spokes, if only your dad didn’t take it away like a total jerkwad). And the spacious backseat is a nice place for when you want to…you know…do the deed (kiss).

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