At some point the question will be “How fast do we really need our internet porn?” At some point. This is not that point yet. We need it faster. Harder. Stronger. Where was I? Oh yeah… We still crave a better computing experience, and the HP Envy Spectre XT (starting at $999.99) promises to deliver that in a thinner shell with a neat new design. With Intel’s Ivy Bridge processor, a backlit keyboard, and an estimated eight hours of battery life, you’ll have all the resources you need to get your filth fast.