Bassists are like the sewage workers of any band: vital, hard working, under-appreciated, and they usually smell of human waste. Show your support of bass slappers the world over by wearing the Bass Guitar String Bracelet ($16). Flaunt the bracelet as a fashion statement, and as a trophy of your bloody triumph over the last bassist. Your band had to decide who was going to make the cut, and a match to the death is always the most direct route. And wearing their severed ears is totally tacky. Comes in silver or black.