Whiskey Dick Lube

If you read last month’s issue of Cosmopolitan, you know today’s modern woman enjoy a penis that smells like bourbon (bacon ranks a close second). With Whiskey Dick ($11.99), you get old-time bourbon-flavored lube and massage oil, so you can┬ásave the good stuff for drinking and not pouring on your genitals. The funsters at Epic Meal Time are the ones to thank for the parade of punany that will be stepping your way once you equip your nightstand with this secret sauce.

Leave a Comment