Adding e to the front of words makes anything sound futuristic. Who wants boring old regular mail when you can have e-mail? Bays are fine, but e-bays make us tingly. A bike is just a bike, but an e-bike? The Audi E-Bike is the cybernetic bicycle upgrade we’ve all been waiting for. The e-bike is powered by electric whirly motors and power ratios, all of which are  interfaced with a touchscreen for reasons unknown (secret robot war is our first guess). Audi’s cyberbike weighs in at a cool 46 pounds, and contains “ultra-blade” wheels, making a looming robot revolution that much more menacing. This sexual bike beast will be unveiled at the 2012 Wörthersee tour in Austria, which will most likely become ground zero for the robotic uprising after this bike hacks into Europe’s nuclear launch codes.