F*** You Lamp

Well this is bold. The F**k You lamp by Andrea Maestri seems like the kind of thing that your angry ex would send to your house after she finds out you cheated on her with the carpet cleaning guy. Yeah, the carpet cleaning guy. Way to get creative with your infidelity! Now will your mom approve when she comes for a visit? What’s that? Oh, you live with your mom. Well, either way, it’s gonna be a tough sell for anyone over 40. But hey, if Cee Lo get make a mainstream hit out of the phrase, you can light your living room with a middle finger.

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