If your dog could talk, after “Mind if I sniff your ass for 40 minutes?”, he’d probably say something about wanting to enjoy a beer with you. Don’t wait for him to speak up; make the first move. Buy him Beefy Brown Ale or Cock-a-Doodle Brew ($19.99 for a six pack), a meat-flavored beer designed specifically for canines. 3 Busy Dogs makes the beverages with no alcohol, hops, or carbonation, so you don’t have to feel all guilty and stuff like you did that one time when you gnawed on his left leg instead of going to the supermarket.
