Like most people, you probably watch your neighbors’ every move using your telescope (because statistically speaking, at least one of them murdered their spouse and buried them in the flower bed). But what writing utensil will you use to inscribe every inane detail of your neighbors’ comings and goings? Descend into paranoia with the Montblanc Alfred Hitchcock Limited Edition pens. The pen’s clip is a tiny replica of Norman Bates’ preferred stabbing device, perfect for fending off rogue seagulls. Keep a detailed account of strangers you meet on the train with either the 3000 or 80 edition pen (numbers represent the amount created). And more importantly, which strangers seem emotionally unstable enough to help you with the old murder-each-others’-wives gag.