This 6-Wheel ATV Eats Other ATVs For Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Bigger is better, and in ‘Murica, we want moar. ATVs did so well with four wheels, so perhaps they would do better with 6. Can-Am does just that to their Outlander 6×6 ATV. This six-wheelin’ beast uses its additional rear axle to pump up its cargo capacity of its rear bed to 700 pounds. This will crush any puny four-wheeler out there. Pssshh, four wheels. Weak.

Soar Through the Air in a Flying ATV

Look up in the air! It’s a bird, it’s a plane! It’s you flying in your own Parajet SkyRunner. This brings new meaning to ‘off-road’. The SkyRunner melds the thrills of all-terrain racing with the exhilaration of gliding through the air. Hit 62 mph in just 4.3 seconds and then enter flight mode to escape the other ATVs chasing you. Pretend to be James Bond, paragliding away from your enemies. All this adventure for only $119,000.

Polaris WV850 ATV: War-Ready Tires

Planning on off-roading it in Syria anytime soon? Or maybe you just wanna never change a flat tire again? Either way, the Polaris Sportsman WV850 H.O. has you covered. The WV850’s non-pneumatic tires are all levels of rugged; they’ve been tested to take AK47 ballistic damage and barely wince. Of course the military had this technology first, but now Polaris has dubbed it TerrainArmor and it can be yours to tow almost two tons with, or just frustrate the hell out of terrorists with subpar aim.