The traditional hammock nap usually starts off well enough, but too often it ends with a persistent mosquito causing you to flip over and meet Mother Earth face first. But the Vessel Hammock Bath from Splinter Works actually gives you all of the relaxation of a hammock while still getting your body clean (and bite-free). This sumptuous creation hangs suspended in a wet room, with the waste water funneling out through the base into a floor drain. A rope swing this is not—Vessel is made with carbon fiber and other top-tier materials. There’s also plenty of room for two in here, heh heh… so yeah, you thinking what I’m thinking? Come on in, Dad!