Bat Crusader Contact Lenses: Dark Knight Eyes

Looking to the skies each night in hopes of seeing the bat signal can be a frustrating ordeal. “Siiiigh. Just the moon and stars again.” Take matters into your own hands with these Bat Crusader Contact Lenses (16 euros) from Eyesbright. While you may not be seeing the bat symbol everywhere you gaze, anyone who makes direct eye contact with you will. Batman too cliche? Give your peepers a pep up with Avatar, Voldemort, or Evil Dead lenses.

The Dark Knight Trilogy Blu Ray

Have you signed the Thank You card yet? Ya know, the one going to Christopher Nolan from every Batman fan in the world?! In case you weren’t around when it came by your desk, what you can do instead is buy the The Dark Knight Trilogy on Blu-ray ($30). This set gives you Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and The Dark Knight Rises in one cool box, letting you easily wipe away memories of Arnold, Uma Thurman, and Chris O’Donnell anytime you the need arises. Thanks, Chris!

The Dark Knight Rises Broken Cowl Limited Edition

The final chapter in Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy drops December 4 on Blu-ray, and if your memories of the Caped Crusader getting his back busted aren’t too painful, you might want to Bat-buy this limited edition of The Dark Knight Rises with broken cowl packaging ($52.99). Besides the 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio and 1080p video, the extra features will also include The Journey of Bruce Wayne; The Batmobile Documentary, showcasing all five Batmobiles together for the first time.

Batman Money Clip

Other than the Bat-Tampon, what’s the one Bat device the caped crusader never whipped out in a pinch? Correct! It’s the Batman Money Clip ($40), which is now here to hold your cash and if need be, serve as a baddie beat-down instrument. With die-cast metal construction, a matte black rubberized coating, and a magnetized grip to hold your wads and wads of cash (OK, fine, $11), the only way you’ll be more prepared for Gotham’s goons is if you have a scantily clad chum named Dick Grayson riding in your sidecar.