You’ve no doubt seen Bear Grylls doing his survival thing on TV, eating bugs, sleeping inside polar bears’ stomachs, and making hammocks out of owl intestines. Well, how do you think he does all that cool stuff, with a butter knife? Um, no. He uses the Gerber 31-000751 Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Knife ($41). The full-tang, stainless steel construction means it’s more durable than your grandma’s fruitcake, and it boasts a bevy of intriguing features not often found in your typical knife, including: 4.75″ half-serrated drop-point blade for quick, versatile cuts; ergonomic, non-slip rubber grip for comfortable, accurate handling; lanyard with loud emergency whistle; military-grade, mildew resistant nylon sheath including fire starter and diamond blade sharpener. Dang. Set the table with these at your next dinner party and you’ll have no fear of wild boar attacks whatsoever. Or pair it with the Gerber Apocalypse Kit to fend off the random zombie ambush.