Consolatio Car Bed: A Race Car Bed For Grown Ups

You know those race car beds they make for 5 year olds? Now they made one just for you. A race car bed for grown-ups! The lucky girls that see your race car bed may not approve though. Especially when you make “vroom vroom” sounds in the bedroom. It’s worth it considering this bed comes with hello, a drink holder! Besides that, the headboard doubles as two leather seats that you and the missus can relax in for a night of Netflix. These don’t come cheap though at $4,000.

Mood Rocking Bed

Sometimes beds need to be shaped elliptically. Sometimes beds need to rock. The Mood Rocking Bed by Shiner does both of these things, and possibly more if the price is right. The Mood Rocking Bed is perfect for any paraplegic or lazy person who wants to engage in a bit of the old “hippity dippity” (sexual intercourse) without having to do much work. This adult sized cradle can be placed indoors and outdoors for some reason, and the sizes range from Twin to the dreaded California King. Get it while it’s hot, or wait til it cools down, it really doesn’t matter to us.