Blossom Coffee One Limited: $11,000 Coffee Maker

Spending $11,000 ($11,111 to be exact) on a coffee maker is perhaps the finest way to weed out the pretenders from the aficionados. But why so much money? For starters, the Blossom Coffee One Limited is handmade with fancy materials like mahogany and teak, and it even gets hand-delivered to you. Using a – brace yourself – “proportional integral derivative feedback control loop,” the Coffee One precisely regulates the temperature of the water used, giving you the best H2O possible for the job. So the two questions you need to ask yourself right now are 1) How much do you love coffee? and 2) What time does that armored truck make its delivery again?