“I wanna be the severed horse head! No, I do!” Can’t you just hear the little rugrats now, fighting over who gets to use that token while playing The Godfather Monopoly ($39.95)? Have your goons collect “protection money” at all of the iconic locations brought to life in the three Godfather films and enjoy this mafia take on the classic board game. The question is, once you play this version, will you ever go back to the original? If you do, make sure you go all old Pacino as it’s happening.
When was the last time you saw a chess player sporting a plumber’s crack? Stop thinking, you never have. That all changes today with the introduction of the Hardware Chess Set ($79). Lose none of your machismo as you transition from home improvement project to thinking man’s game on the 8×8 inch board with the cleverly laid out nuts, bolts and doohickeys. Slap on your tool belt, drop those jeans, and prepare to get pwned pawned.
Super Tuesday 2012, the Super Bowl of the Republican Primary, hits today. Watch the candidates outdo each other as they tell us which bold new programs and promises they’ll ultimately fail to implement if elected. Who will fail us the least? Now’s the time to choose.
In honor of the combatants, we’ve assembled the perfect prize for each candidate to take home should they win. Delegates? We fart on your delegates. This is the real competition, my friend. Click through to read So Freaking Cool’s “Perfect Prizes for the Primary Politicians”.
Cards Against Humanity gets off to a nice start with its chuckle-worthy name, and it just gets better from there. Billing itself as a “party game for horrible people,” it obviously found its way to our doorstep. For $25 you get a deck of black cards and white cards. The “Card Czar” reads a black card which contains a question like “What never fails to liven up the party?” and each player submits a white card with the answer they think is the funniest, like “Doin it in the butt” or “Panda sex.” NOTE: We do not share the views of the game maker when it comes to panda sex. We realize this is a vital, romantic part of the necessary reproductive cycle for these rare, gentle, and surprisingly horny creatures.