Coffee, my friends. Brown gold. Colombian tea. Liquid crack. Liquid cocaine. Liquid meth. We’ve been searching for the most elaborate  ways to brew this substance from the dawn of dawns. The Bodum PEBO Vacuum Coffee Maker ($80) might be it. Clear off your stove top meth lab, the PEBO requires a burner. Heat the water in the lower portion of the durable borosilicate glass and watch the boiling H2O make its voyage upwards towards the coffee grounds, because vacuum physics. Lower the heat to lower the coffee liquid back to its home, then CONSUME. You’re an addict, you make me sick. Enjoy your coffee!