The BoomBot

Fashioned after the skull of an acutely rickets-stricken child (read as ‘Japanese urban design’), the BoomBot ($45) is a force to be reckoned with. The rechargeable BoomBot is impervious to all non-sledgehammer/ICBM related damages, and water too! Compatibility is the most celebrated trait of this boombox-thing. All devices and active lifestyles are welcome to use the BoomBot, if they dare. The customizable BoomBot skins range from cute-creepy to cute-terrifying. It’s the eyes. Unblinking. Watching. Inanimate objects should not be allowed to judge me. They’ve seen much of my shame…Oh yeah, and the BoomBot comes with a one year warranty.