If you find yourself visiting your local cable company’s offices anytime soon, take a look at the walls. That’s where you’ll probably see pictures of the Boxee TV ($99)–with darts through them. This TV tuner/DVR aims to lure people who are pissed with cable or satellite, as it packs a DVR, dual ATSC/QAM tuners, as well as apps like Netflix, Vudu, Pandora and YouTube. Storage on the Boxee TV, like your potential for pizza ingestion, is unlimited via the cloud (and $15/month). You can even watch one show while recording another.