Bike EXIF 2013 Motorcycle Wall Calendar

Just in case you weren’t aware, your local mechanic isn’t above a bribery. The next time you’re in for a tune up, give him the 2013 Bike EXIF Wall Calendar ($11). It showcases 13 of the world’s best bikes with beautiful photography, including Doc’s Chops Yamaha Virago XV920, Walt Siegl’s Ducati 900SS, and Atom Bomb’s 1974 Triumph dirt bike RVA Overland. Your mechanic will appreciate the stunning pictures (as well as the fact that you didn’t re-gift him a pair of Totes slippers), and you may just start getting that synthetic oil you were supposed to be getting all along.

Disappointments Diary 2013

I’m a true pessimist. To me, the glass isn’t half-empty, it’s half-empty and half-filled with polluted air. So imagine my excitement when I saw the Disappointments Diary 2013, a weekly planner loaded with a multitude of mood-sinking milestones. You’ll stay updated on notable deaths, demotivational proverbs, contact pages for People Who Never Call and People You Owe Money, and Pages Unintentionally Left Blank. Be sure to write your entries in Bummer Black.