Clearly, Chuck Norris is not the kind of guy who recycles. But if he did, he’d be all over these Canchucks. By purchasing a kit, you can quickly turn your empties into aluminum can nunchucks. About time, right? There is a little bit of DIY involved, as you’ll need to provide a can of expansion foam to make the cans solid. Of course, most people will enjoy Canchucks as a “novelty item”, but if you’ve seen more than 3 episodes of Walker Texas Ranger – and we’ve seen all 203 shows, 8 times each – you’ll enjoy having these baddie-beaters at your disposal when a ruthless drug kingpin tries to take you out in The Cheesecake Factory.