So you’re thinking of sneaking into the women’s locker room, huh? I like your moxie, kid. But riddle me this: Are you gonna pull off the crime of the century decade week day half-hour without a fast and focused point-and-shoot in your pants? A camera, we’re talking about a camera here, perv. Next month, Canon has you covered with the release of the PowerShot G1 X, a 14.3-megapixel shooter with a 1.5-inch (18.7 x 14mm) sensor, which Canon says is the largest sensor ever in a PowerShot camera. Plunk down $799.99 for this memory-saver and you’ll get an ISO range up to 12,800, aperture range from f/2.8 to f/16, 4x optical zoom from 28-112mm, and a 922,000-dot 3-inch LCD from which you can “surveil” the goings on in the aforementioned location.