Bacon Condoms: For Flavorful Meat

Our apologies; last week we incorrectly stated that we had seen every possible bacon product possible. Now we’ve seen it all. J&D’s Bacon Condoms ($10) are made of the highest quality latex, so your girlfriend’s hopes that this is simply a novelty product will be crushed like a Corolla at a monster truck show. Plus each condom also comes with a generous slathering of Baconlube inside it, so if your lady doesn’t like bacon, it’s time to look for a new lady.

L. Condoms

Gentlemen, offer your lady an L. Condom next time and she will be inclined to use more. If you get our drift. Sex. She’d be willing to have more sex. Because these condoms were made for women. Glycerin-free, paraben-free and guilt-free. Because not only will your mate enjoy the chemical-free, silky smooth feeling, for each one purchased, another one will be distributed to a developing country. Enjoy yourself on a global scale. These also come in large sizes for you liars out there. Place your orders here.