The Ram 1500 Black Express ($26,955) takes Dodge’s 1500 pickup and basically turns off the lights. Black reigns supreme here, from the bumpers and grille to the 20-inch aluminum wheels and Ram’s head badges. The lively 5.7-liter Hemi V8 remains the same, but with 395 horsepower and 410 pound-feet of torque, there’s no reason for disappointment. The Ram 1500 Black Express can also tow up to 9,250 pounds, or nine Melissa McCarthys.

It ain’t just mud-caked good ol’ boys who have a thing for pickup trucks. Sometimes the fancy lads across the tracks also wanna ride rugged, ya know? The 2012 Dodge Ram Laramie Limited answers their call, with an upscale design and feature set that takes the truck to a downright elegant level. On the inside there’s full-leather seating, piano-black interior components, and a premium leather-wrapped steering wheel and shifter. On the outside, the Laramie Limited’s chrome grille and accents say “Hey, are you sure you wanna go off-roading in this? Think about it.” The Ram Laramie Limited will be available in Q2 of this year.