Madden NFL 25 Anniversary Edition With Sunday Ticket: Direc Snap

“Boom!” Remember when John Madden used to say that in the early iterations of his video game? The franchise is now 25 years old, and these days the only thing he says is “Where are my damn royalty checks, Bernice!?” and “This gravy needs more gravy!” This Amazon exclusive Madden NFL 25 Anniversary Edition ($100) brings you EA’s newest version of pixel pigskin, plus a 17-week Madden Ultimate Team pack subscription and exclusive offers for DirecTV and NFL Sunday Ticket for your phone, tablet, or computer. Pick it up for the Xbox 360 or PS3, or do the gaming equivalent of going for it on 4th and 5 by ordering a copy for the Xbox One or PS4.


NBA 2K13 Dynasty Edition

The bubbly has barely dried on the postgame hookers’ asses from the NBA Finals, and yet time marches on. If you wanna own the top-of-the-line version of the preeminent basketball game this fall, go ahead and pre-order the Dynasty Edition of NBA2K13 ($99.99, PS3, Xbox 360). You’ll get an artistic Spalding basketball; Skullcandy earbuds; basketball-textured controller skin; and extra in-game  content when the software shoots into retail in October. Ladies of the evening not included. :(

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13

Here’s how you max out your fun meter with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13 ($59.99). Set up the Kinect or Move controller if you have an Xbox or PS3 respectively, then use the incredibly detailed character generator to make your golfer look like Elin Nordegren. This way, after you level up your player and climb the rankings, you’ll set up one of the all time great showdowns in sports: ex-husband vs. ex-wife for all the marbles–and we know how much you love marbles. Even if your short game is off, there’s no way Tiger will be able to focus when he sees his old flame being controlled by your grubby hands.