Armour 39 by Under Armour: We Must Protect This Chest

Have we ever found out exactly why we needed to protect that house? Was there some special limited edition Lucky Charms in there with black raspberry marshmallows? I’m not sure. Regardless, Under Armour wants to prepare you for house protection with a new fitness-measuring accessory. Unlike Nike’s FuelBand which goes around the wrist, Armour 39 ($150) gets strapped around your chest. It records everything from calories burned and steps made, to intensity, speed, and heart rate. This gadget, some UA gear, and a professionally installed alarm system oughta keep your crib safe.