Bison Airlighter

Fire fire! Cavemen must have had mini-heart attacks at the first sight of fire. If they saw flames bursting out of the Bison Airlighter, well who knows. Maybe a single tear would’ve rolled down their cheek. This portable air-driven fire lighter shoots out a 4-inch stream of flame. It makes for a quicker ways to light BBQs, fire pits, whatever needs it. Throw away that lighter fluid, forget about stoking the charcoals. You have the Bison Airlighter now. It also makes for a really intense cigarette lighter.

Third Rock Fire Pit

Marshmallows roasted with Australia-shaped flames just taste better, don’t they? Find out for yourself with the Third Rock Outdoor Fire Pit ($1,679), a dazzling hand cut and crafted carbon steel creation that’s designed for years and years of fire hosting (if that’s a term). With an iron oxide finish/patina on the outside and an interior coated with high temperature resistant paint, your weenie roasts are guaranteed to be geographically enlightening as well as incredibly delicious for years. Just don’t drip any of that weenie juice on the Netherlands. They hate that crap.