Flameless Grill Smoker

Wait! Before you build that combination meat smoker/arcade/humidor addition onto your home, consider the Flameless Grill Smoker ($39) from Hammacher Shlemmer. This thing sits on top of your gas stove (or lap, but you won’t get smoked meat that way, just sweaty meat…also tasty, btw) as its eight s-shaped vents take in just the right amount of oxygen to create the necessary amount of smoke to slowly cook your grub. And we’re taking flavorful meat; not the kind you get from leaving a ham hock on top of a cigar ash-stained Mortal Kombat machine.