Nike Flyknit

Tired of strapping the carcasses of dead animals to your feet? Fret no more, my neanderthal brethren. From the makers of ‘wheel’ and ‘fire’, human beings are proud to present: ‘shoe’. If the concept of ‘shoe’ doesn’t already blow your newly evolved mind, then brace yourself. A mysterious entity known only as Nike has already perfected the very idea of ‘shoe’, and has brought forth the era of the Flyknit. The Flyknit conforms to your every foot-related whim and desire with its lightweight mesh material. This shoe-sock hybrid (‘sock’: soft material also worn on feet) transcends the comfort of a ‘sock’ and the support of a ‘shoe’. All praise Nike, harbinger of the Age of Shoes.