Somewhere out there is a guy who prefers his women clothed, his playoff games blacked out, and his chicken boiled. Until we find that guy, we’ll keep requesting our chicken come fried. The Buttermilk Fried Chicken Kit Ad Hoc ($17) is the creation of renowned chef Thomas Keller. It contains the lemon-herb brine and savory coating mix you need to turn your limp bird into a luscious bastion of fried flavor. Boiled chicken. Ha!