Star Wars AT-AT Garden Gnomes

Lay waste to yard rodents and insects with Star Wars AT-AT Garden Gnomes ($40). They come molded in hardcore resin so no backyard nuisance stands a chance. Prop these up and even raccoons will think twice about invading your universe.

Gardenzilla Will Demolish Ordinary Garden Gnomes

Oh, you have a garden gnome? How cute. Meet Gardenzilla. He dwarfs your gnomes and could use them as Q-tips. Put Gardenzilla ($25) in the back or front yard and let garden pests, and neighbors, know you mean business. It measures 9″ tall, so it may not crush tall buildings but it’ll keep watch over the yard just fine. test

John Deere Tango E5 Robotic Lawn Mower

John Deere doesn’t need to impress you. John Deere is an icon, and icons don’t have to innovate all that often. But when the competition starts banging out robotic lawnmowers, it’s time to follow suit. The┬áTango E5 goes about its business in your yard (not the way your dog does), slicing and dicing grass within a range of 1,800 square meters; a distance determined by a boundary wire. When it loses juice, it simply motors back into its charging station. Impressed? Yup. John Deere thought so.

Tetra Shed

Looking for that special something made from plywood and non-Euclidean geometry? Much like R’lyeh, the city of Cthulhu, the Tetra Shed ($TBA) is a beautiful piece of art. And also like R’lyeh, if you stare at the Tetra Shed long enough your brain may or may not start to hemorrhage. This shed works perfectly as a shed. Or a home office if you’re feeling frisky. Or, combined and configured with other Tetra Sheds, a temple to worship all kinds of Lovecraftian horrors. Pardon my old language, but ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn (if you know what I mean).